How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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I don't get it

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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