What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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666 im christian

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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