What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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i fondle myself every night....

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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