My mom just died....

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Oh, I must be hearing things.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Jewish People

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

planking.

Hey Caleb.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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