If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Communism

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Women's Rights

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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69

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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