What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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I am really good at math debating

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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your face.

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