Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Women's Basketball.

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Baseball

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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