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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

I came.

women's rights.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.