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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Women

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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cms.......?????

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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