What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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BUTTERFARTING

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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