Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Patrick is gay

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Can I touch it?

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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