Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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NEVER

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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knock knock Come in.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Anal cheese curds.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Bumsniffer

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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