Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Don't rape me!

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Someone told me about this website.

God.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

a black guy leaves prison

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

shut up

Knock knock Come in!

Google Doodles

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A Muslim blows up a bar

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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