Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Women Drivers.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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i have 2 penises

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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