Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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