- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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