- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Brittney Spears

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Yeah, totally.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Covietz has a large penis

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Josh kissing a girl

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