- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

"Hello." "Hi."

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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