- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby seal walks into a bar

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A guy is playing cod

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

your momma's an antijoke

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Ancient Greeks rights

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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