why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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penisface

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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you will die someday

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austins gay lolololol

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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