im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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like facebook.com/john maon

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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8===========D O:

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Your mom goes to college

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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