- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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