How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

you wanna hear a joke? no

thumb_up thumb_down +15

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

thumb_up thumb_down +13

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the bunny eat his food

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Jewish People

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Baseball

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops