How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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