Water, please.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What's your name? You tell me.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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