- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

God.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Nickelback.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

penis

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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