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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

9/11

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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