- Anti Joke

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.