A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

. Deez nuts Ok

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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