Yo mama so fat she died

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Your mum is dead

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Women

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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