What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

alcoholism kills

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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