What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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I am really good at math debating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Nicholas Cage

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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alcoholism kills

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