what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Golf.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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this website...

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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