- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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