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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

why did the chicken cross the road.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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