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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Water, please.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

whats red white and blue? i dont know

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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