Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Gadaffi

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Icecream

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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i heart wiener

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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