Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Turtles

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Men's rights.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Slavery lol

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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