josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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God is religiously proven to be real

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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