- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

beiber i straight

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Indeed.

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