Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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An Irishman stays home

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Hey Caleb.

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A scottish man having fun

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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