A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Penis

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Brett Farve

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Slavery

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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I love boobs

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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