Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Dear John,

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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So dont touch it

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Hi poop!

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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