What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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lol

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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