the WNBA

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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i wish i was a tree !

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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