1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Women's rights

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Women's rights.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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