what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

throbbing slobber

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

suck my dick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

come along children

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Anti Joke

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