a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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My children are mistakes

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Women Drivers.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Ben is gay

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Mmmm, donuts

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go go gadget

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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