This is not Will Smith.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Indeed.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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im black

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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SAY

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

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