A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Is Carly smart? No.

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This joke isnt funny.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Mexicans working in an office

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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